My son plays hockey well and I’m very sexual.

I love this guy.  He gets right to the point.  His interests include “ladys” (We won’t mock his spelling abilities).  He tells me he has a son, and his son plays hockey.  Great, good start.  Then he gets right to the point.  He is looking for a hot sexy sassssy lady.  And, ladies, he’s “very sexual.”  Oh wait, there’s more.  He is looking for a freak! But, then, he contradicts himself by saying he’d like a “nice dinner walk on the beach” for a first date.  Does that sound freaky to you?  He must save the freakiness for the 2nd date.

Mr. Profile, you’re a keeper!