Howard Stern

I’m a huge Howard fan.  Been listening since 3rd grade.  I know, right?  My mom would put  him on in the car when she drove my brother & I to school.  I know.  I have the best mom.  Ever.  Anyhow, I’ve learned a lot from Howard Stern over the years:

  • that it is ok to shout “Baba Booey” in front of a news crew.
  • that if he can handle being called a “hook-nosed Jew bastard,” I can be ok with my big nose too.
  • that my best research on politics comes from listening to the show.

I’ve decided to do a search on one of the dating sites to find fans of Howard Stern.  I found a few interesting specimens.  This guy is, by far, my favorite.

Ok, so he spends a lot of time thinking about what he has learned on Stern’s show.  Admittedly, me too.

 

Hmmm.  There’s definitely a level of commitment here to Stern.

 

He puts people into two categories based on Frank Zappa.  Um, ok.

 

This is my favorite part.  He tells you that if he likes what you wrote, he might drop a compliment.  That doesn’t mean he’s hitting on you.  But, my friends, we all know he’s lying.

 

And, phew!  It’s good to know that he is not collecting women he meets on Ok Cupid in jars.

So, the question is, should I send him a link to this blog post?  Nah.  It would probably be the equivalent of keeping women in jars.

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