Got this message tonight. Couldn’t quite decipher it. So, I put his message into my “incoherent suitor – to – English” magic translator [insert robotic sounding noise here] and POOF, this is what the translator provided:
Subject: Hello
I’d like to tell you more about myself. But, I hope that after we talk for a while, a spark develops between us, and maybe we’ll delete our profiles. Hahahaha! Because I look at the glass half full and I am hilarious, I thought I’d drop you a line. I’d love to start out as friends, chat, but if I think you’re hot, I’ll quickly want to jump into the sack. I look forward to hearing from you.
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