Aw, bless his heart.  Mr Sunglasses sent me a note last night after I looked at his profile to mock it on this site.  Poor guy.  I feel bad because this is what he wrote (rather sweet, actually – he even included roses):

So, I sent him a message to inquire about the sunglasses mystery.  Will keep you posted.

Ok, here is the response I got from him.

WTF?