I’ve been talking to this guy online for a little while. Nothing extraordinary, but seems like a nice guy. Would prefer to just meet in person but he suggested we talk on the phone. I missed his call. When he left the message, he stumbled through every word. I could barely understand the message. Doesn’t give me a lot of hope for him if he can’t even leave a voicemail without freaking out. But I’ll call him back. Not fair to be judgmental over one voicemail.
Stumbling through the phone message
ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROAM 
Sounds like he has social anxiety and/or agoraphobia. Avoid.
I didn’t return his call. He emailed me and asked me if I was interested in speaking. I just ended up telling him I was really busy – which is technically true.