I just received an email on OK Cupid that I couldn’t wait to share with you! My admirer, a 22-year-old young man, wrote:
Ok, my friend, do you really think he was writing to me about “talking?” Yeah, me neither. Maybe he’s thinks I’m a cougar?
You ask a sassy question and you get an even sassier response:
Anyhow, moving on.
I got a wink the other day from this guy. I had to include his photo because it made me laugh. Seriously crack up. Does he really think that showing me a picture of himself on the hood of a car with his leg’s spread wide is a turn on? Yeah, me neither.
Then, I came upon his profile. Let’s look, shall we:
So, this guy calls himself “KingTut” as a screen name. When I conjur up a vision of King Tut in my head, I think of a seriously dead guy wrapped up in layers of cloth. So not hot.
Now, King Tut tells us that he “loves bbws [for those of you not in the know – that stands for “big beautiful women”] who are “thick.” Let me tell you, as a BBW, it’s always a pleasure to be referred to as “thick.” And King Tut is a catch, ladies. He’s well-rounded. Not only does he love to “kiss” and “hug”, he loves to “cuddel” and “full body massages.” But wait, he also loves pool parties AND, wait for it—-reading! I’m wondering if he likes to “cuddel” while he reads?
And King Tut is a “great catch ladies.” How do I know this? Because he “tell know lies.” He further explains that we should “chance him.” I’m wondering if that means that we should take a chance on him?
Oh, King Tut. This “thick sexy BBW” is going to pass on the “cuddels” but wishes you well.
Chance me.
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