Meow! King Tut and the 22-year-old cougar chaser

I just received an email on OK Cupid that I couldn’t wait to share with you!  My admirer, a 22-year-old young man, wrote:

Ok, my friend, do you really think he was writing to me about “talking?”  Yeah, me neither.  Maybe he’s thinks I’m a cougar?

You ask a sassy question and you get an even sassier response:

Anyhow, moving on.

I got a wink the other day from this guy.  I had to include his photo because it made me laugh.  Seriously crack up.  Does he really think that showing me a picture of himself on the hood of a car with his leg’s spread wide is a turn on?  Yeah, me neither.

Then, I came upon his profile.  Let’s look, shall we:

So, this guy calls himself “KingTut” as a screen name.  When I conjur up a vision of King Tut in my head, I think of a seriously dead guy wrapped up in layers of cloth.  So not hot.

Now, King Tut tells us that he “loves bbws [for those of you not in the know – that stands for “big beautiful women”] who are “thick.”  Let me tell you, as a BBW, it’s always a pleasure to be referred to as “thick.”  And King Tut is a catch, ladies.  He’s well-rounded.  Not only does he love to “kiss” and “hug”, he loves to “cuddel” and “full body massages.”  But wait, he also loves pool parties AND, wait for it—-reading!  I’m wondering if he likes to “cuddel” while he reads?

And King Tut is a “great catch ladies.”  How do I know this?  Because he “tell know lies.”  He further explains that we should “chance him.”  I’m wondering if that means that we should take a chance on him?

Oh, King Tut.  This “thick sexy BBW” is going to pass on the “cuddels” but wishes you well.

Chance me.

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