Big Butts

I was perusing this blog post earlier today and I was struck by this line: “You know how ‘curvy’ has become the online dating euphemism for “grotesquely overweight”?”

Ok, ok.  I get it.  But, the truth is, a lot of us girls looking for love are, in fact, pleasantly plump and need to find a term that expresses it without making our profile all about our weight.  Curvy, voluptuous, pleasantly plump, boobalicious?

But more importantly, so what if we’re fat?!

Granted, there are a lot of guys out there who are superficial and can’t see past a juicy booty.  But, I have to tell you, as I get older, many (but not all, of course) guys often get fatter too!  And you know something?  It doesn’t bother me!  I don’t want to end up with another secret eater like A. but I also know that as we get older, our metabolism changes.  Unless you’re off running the Boston Marathon, chances are you might be getting a little pudgier too.

And it’s ok.  We don’t all have to be skinny bitches.  We can be curvy and unique and shockingly wonderful.  Just because I have a juicy booty doesn’t mean I’m less desirable than a skinny bitch.  It just means there’s a lot more of me to love.

And for those of you who may not know me, trust me – I know what it is like to be a skinny bitch.  Just a few short years ago I was a bony, hungry, skinny bitch.  And, now, having the choice, I’d stick with the happier fat version of me any day!


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