It’s 12:45am and sadly, I’m still awake. I’d prefer to be sleeping but instead, I’m writing a blog post and listening to Howard Stern (for a change).
Every time I listen, I end up hearing commercials for various dating sites (see my previous post on Ashley Madison) including a doozy called CougarLife.com. The commercials annoy the shit out of me – I know they’re coming because they start out with a loud “growl.”
So, let’s explore this website together.
Ok, I filled out the form to look for “cubs” who are ages 35-47.
I filled out a quick form and then this pops up:
What is this, Craig’s List?
I checked “no” (I just told you it is almost 1am) and then my connections pop up. Check out who is first:
Yawn. Moving on.
I like this guy. He’s obviously trying to hide SOMETHING.
And, for my conclusion, I leave you with Mr. Bang Bang Yum Yum.
Now, if only he had called himself YumYumBangBang – then I might have responded.
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