WOW!! Thank God i finally contacted you.

Always lovely to receive an email like the one I recently got from James on Singleswarehouse.net:

WOW!! Thank God i finally contacted you.. I have been looking at your profile for minutes and had to contact you. You look gorgeous and younger than your age. I admit the fact that you are adorable!!.. why are you still single? I would like to know more about you if you don’t mind. You can reach me directly and tell me more about yourself at XXXX@yahoo.com You can also chat with me directly online via yahoo .. james

Wow, James, did you really need to involved God in this conversation?  But, aw shucks, James.  You spent minutes looking at my profile.  That’s so touching.  I appreciate you spending so much time looking at my profile.

But, in all seriousness, I did like the fact that he said I was “gorgeous” but I’m still perplexed how I could be “younger than my age.”

And then he asked the deadly question, which annoys the shit out of me:  “Why are you still single?”

James, if you didn’t live 900 miles away from me, I might have responded.

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