Life with Brian


The scene opens with an email from Brian on Ok Cupid.

He writes:

You do sound like a brainy beauty. It seems like you like to have fun but are still pretty level headed. I like that. My name is Brian. I like to joke around & have fun but, I’d like to find someone special to do it with.

Ok, pretty nice message.  He’s attractive.  So I click on his profile and I read:

My self-summary

I am a good looking, hard working guy, who is just looking to fall madly in love or find the right for at least a 1 night of sexy time.
What I’m doing with my life

When I am not busy working I am enjoying time with family & friend’s. I also like working out in my spare time, traveling, & taking relaxing bubble baths.
I’m really good at

Many things. Gardening, grilling, needle point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Position A Day book, anything with Jenna Jameson, anything on Lifetime, top 40 & stuff from the 80’s & 90’s, Italian.
The six things I could never do without

Family, friends, sex, nice sunny days, sex, the beach.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Romantic candle light dinners with that special someone, long walks on the beach, & erotic asphyxiation.
On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with friend’s or waxing my back.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

hmmm you will have to wait & see.
Are you kidding me?  He’s either trying to be funny or he’s a slut.
So, being the good blogger that I am, trying to to the heart of the issues for you, my loving readers, I respond with:
your profile is full of sexual inuendo. Does that usually work with the ladies, especially ones like me who are clearly not looking for a one nighter? 🙂
And Brian responds:
Friend of mind put words in my profile. I out looking for special person to get know in person & take slow.
Strange response.  I want to say, “Ever heard of the delete button, Brian?”  Instead, I respond:
Ok. Then tell me about the real you.
Crickets.  And scene.
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