The scene opens with an email from Brian on Ok Cupid.
He writes:
You do sound like a brainy beauty. It seems like you like to have fun but are still pretty level headed. I like that. My name is Brian. I like to joke around & have fun but, I’d like to find someone special to do it with.
Ok, pretty nice message. He’s attractive. So I click on his profile and I read:
My self-summaryI am a good looking, hard working guy, who is just looking to fall madly in love or find the right for at least a 1 night of sexy time.What I’m doing with my lifeWhen I am not busy working I am enjoying time with family & friend’s. I also like working out in my spare time, traveling, & taking relaxing bubble baths.I’m really good atMany things. Gardening, grilling, needle point.The first things people usually notice about meMy sense of humor.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodPosition A Day book, anything with Jenna Jameson, anything on Lifetime, top 40 & stuff from the 80’s & 90’s, Italian.The six things I could never do withoutFamily, friends, sex, nice sunny days, sex, the beach.I spend a lot of time thinking aboutRomantic candle light dinners with that special someone, long walks on the beach, & erotic asphyxiation.On a typical Friday night I amHanging out with friend’s or waxing my back.
hmmm you will have to wait & see.
Are you kidding me? He’s either trying to be funny or he’s a slut.
So, being the good blogger that I am, trying to to the heart of the issues for you, my loving readers, I respond with:
your profile is full of sexual inuendo. Does that usually work with the ladies, especially ones like me who are clearly not looking for a one nighter? 🙂
And Brian responds:
Friend of mind put words in my profile. I out looking for special person to get know in person & take slow.
Strange response. I want to say, “Ever heard of the delete button, Brian?” Instead, I respond:
Ok. Then tell me about the real you.
Crickets. And scene.
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