Oh Ok Cupid. You never fail me.
Today’s highlights include….
A 28-year-old man with a 10% match whose photo shows him topless with man-boobs. He writes to me, “You can look…no touching though lol jk” with a follow up that reads “I don’t bite lol.”
Sigh. Next.
Last week’s topless man, aged 29, and with a rather attractive top, but not so attractive face writes:
“hi”
Ah, my favorite pick up line. So thoughtful and original.
Then he quickly followed up by:
“Ur sexy.”
Why, thank you, ugly-faced sexy topless man.
And then the clincher:
“I wanna please u.”
Listen, man, who doesn’t?
And these are two of the many reasons why I don’t remove my profile from this website. It’s so fun.
More later!